Nairobi Girlfriend or Call Girl?

This is an issue that has not been appropriately explored, but an article on Quora attempted to clarify just why, if you are an expat visiting Nairobi, you may be interested in the escort instead of a girlfriend:


"The experience generally varies from one person to another, but I wish to explore this with you to fine details. Like most African cities, Nairobi is obviously overflowing with ladies looking for foreign boyfriends. Their reasons are varied; some think that it is generally interesting and adventurous, others want to mate with white foreigners for colored children, and many others just think that having foreign boyfriends will earn new statuses within the society (because they don’t understand that no one considers the dating of foreigners as the epitome of achievement).

Unfortunately for you, these are factors that may lead you to think that it is possible to get an all-loving, well-meaning girlfriend in Nairobi to keep you company during your stay. You will be disappointed. Most of these chicks just think that since you are a foreigner, you may be richer than the ordinary Kenyan man. They also think that you are not limited by the cultural norms that have come to hinder men from splashing them with money whenever they call upon them.

What I am saying? That if you’re an expat travelling to Nairobi, then it is better and actually more convenient to seek the company of a call girl. Getting call girls who can provide you with that GFE (Girlfriend Experience) is no longer a hustle as ladies have come to understand what that entails. A call girl is unlikely to bug you with unplanned expenditures, will not throw emotional tantrums at you, is likely to meet all the demands you make, and will not be lying there like a predator waiting for the perfect moment to pounce and present you with some strange excuse about her ill mother just so you can give her more money than you had planned to spend.

Some Kenyans have actually come to despise Kenyan girls and they have christened them ‘slayqueens’ because all they know is to post pictures on Instagram expressing how they are ‘queens’ and how they are ‘slaying’ life, when yet they cannot resist the most minute of urges to ask for money. In other words, if you wanna spend money, a call girl will allow you to work with your budget and she will also do everything to ask of her. This article explores the comparison better: The Top Reasons why a Nairobi Call Girl is better than the Ordinary Nairobi Girlfriend"

This article was originally published on Quora.
The topic has also been explored to some detail by the blogger Tom, and you may read his version here.